What role does religion play in your life? How has it changed over the years?
No role whatsoever, apart from occasional bewilderment. Born and raised atheist, which only occasionally becomes a problem during Trivial Pursuit games or NYT crosswords. No cultural context, see?
Ned: Well...?
Todd: I know!
Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one. Come on, this
one's easy.
Lisa: [pause] We give up.
Ned: Well, guess! Book of Revelations, fire-breathing lion's head,
tail made out of snakes...who else is it going to be?
Bart: [unsure] Jesus?
Ned: [yelling] Je...Jes...don't you kids know anything? The Serpent
of Rehaboam?
[the kids look blank]
The Well of Zohassadar?
[the kids look blank]
The Bridal Feast of Beth Chedruharazzeb?
Maude: Wait. That's the kind of thing you should start learning at
baptism.
Lisa: Um, ahem, actually, you see, ahem, we were never baptised.
[Ned groans and faints]
What is the most memorable moment of "The X-Files" you can recall?
Submitted by The BlueTie.
Actually, both fairly daft episodes, and both from season 5: The Post-Modern Prometheus and Bad Blood.
And since we're on the X-Files, gotta give props to Mulder's Big Adventure. Top Quality Snark.
What's your favorite song with "America" or "USA" in the title? Bonus points if you share it with us.
If by 'favourite', you mean 'do a quick search in itunes for that string, and pick the one from 22 years ago that still sounds relevant'.